imnotamisandristbut:

Ok I am not a misandrist or anything, but I would never vote for a male running for president. Everyone knows their jobs are fixing cars and sinks, it just wouldn’t be plausible to think they could make the decisions for the country. And if they’re spending all their time trying to be politicians then who is gonna mow the lawns and move heavy things? I’m not belittling them, those jobs are important too but things work because everyone has their place!

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear diary,
day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family

You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway.

— Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via pursuitofbeing)
fangirlingoverdemigods:

This. Is. The. BEST. Picture. EVER.
itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆